December 2011
Fucking Tumblr. I wanna watch The Godfather now.
thickfilipinochick asked: Best lips? Debatable.
Anonymous asked: Congratulation's! You have won the worlds best lips award! :3
Anonymous asked: When's your birthday?
Highlights of 2011
Banzai
A savings account
Chicago
DSLR
Punched in the face
Wes Anderson
Childish Gambino/Camp
Spike Fucking Lee
Brooklyn - theft
Celibacy
Boxing
Death and Other Things
Tweed
22
Fran Lebowitz
Malcolm McDowell/Midnight in Paris/Bierhaus/Holding hands
Filipino Parade - “closure”
Vancouver Canucks - disappointment
New York Yankees - disappointment
New York Knicks -...
desiredmyattention asked: ATTENTION EVERYONE: GREG AND I BELONG TO EACH OTHER. PERIOD.
Attention Ladies and Gentlemen
I Have an Important Announcement to Make
I’m drunk.
Party on.
Time to go play Restaurant. The game where you take shit from America’s most ignorant :]
I’ve been sitting here for ten minutes, staring at this screen trying to put something meaningful into words. I got nothin’. How appropriate.
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Not looking forward to this work weekend. However I can purchase many bottles of wine with my earnings and get smashed for the New Year.
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Anonymous asked: Really? Whats the deal with that!?
Anonymous asked: So are you single? ;]
Anonymous asked: I'm forward when I'm hidden behind the alias "anonymous":D
Anonymous asked: Well I can't just come out of hiding, that's crazy talk!:P I would be turned down in a heartbeat.
Anonymous asked: Seriously, your like perfect, what the heck? I wish a guy like you would at least take a second look at a girl like me!..
Anonymous asked: How old are you?
Anonymous asked: You should post something inspirational to get me past my writers block:D
Fuckin’ bored, man. Boredom’s the first step on the road to relapse.
Anonymous asked: guilty pleasure
I was doing so well at this “sleep” thing.
I never made fun of girls because I secretly liked them. I’d impersonate Jim Carrey to make them laugh and that carried me immediately into the friend zone, and if I made fun of them it’s ‘cause I probably thought they were stupid.
This is either arthritis or carpal tunnel.
Geez, black card holders have no sense of humor.
Anonymous asked: what do you think is the best feeling in the world?
Anonymous asked: You are the sexiest person on my dashboard. I want to fuck you so badly. You are so damn attractive, and smart, and classy, and witty. Please have sex with me - whenever, wherever.
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